Izzyisms Volume 14

On June 7, 2011, in Kid, by Wendy

Izzy (waking from nap and sounding very cranky): I’m hungry!
Wendy: what do you want for lunch?
Izzy: I don’t want to talk about it.
Wendy: do you just want me to put some food on a plate and set it in front of you?
Izzy: Yes.

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Izzy: Mommy, I love you and I don’t want to put you in storage.
Wendy: I hope you remember that when I have Alzheimers.

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Izzy: When I am a big girl, I can chew gum.
Wendy: Who told you about gum?
Izzy: Buddha the Rat
Wendy: Where did you meet Buddha the Rat?
Izzy: In a hole.

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Izzy: We’re going to DirtyLand!
Wendy: What’s DirtyLand?
Izzy: DirtyLand is a place filled with dirt and shovels and you can dig fir pirate’s treasure.

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Rock and roll! Rock and roll! I love rock and roll!

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I want three books tonight because I am three years old.

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We don’t have a swimming pool at our house. But Auntie Sadhana has two!