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Izzyisms Volume 28

Wendy — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:20:42 +0000

When I grow up, I will have lots of eggs and when they leave my body, they will become my daughters.

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Wendy: What did you do at school today?
Izzy: I played.
Wendy: Who did you play with?
Izzy: Marlow, Claire, Kiera, Sibyl, and Ila
Wendy: what did you play
Izzy: tiles, play dough, blah, blah, blah.

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Izzy: Look mommy! I wiggled out of my straps (of her car seat).
Wendy: please put them back on.
Izzy: why?
Wendy: because it is dangerous.
Izzy: why?
Wendy: because it is dangerous.
Izzy: WHY AREN’T YOU GIVING ME ANSWERS?
Wendy: because if daddy gets into an accident you will fly through the windshield and get hurt.
Izzy: okay mommy. I put my straps back on.

Izzyisms Volume 27

Wendy — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:43:07 +0000

Izzy: I like sad songs.
Wendy: why do you like sad songs?
Izzy: because they make me smile when they are gone.

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Isadora: Some day I want a tattoo on my back.
Wendy: what do you want a tattoo of?
Isadora: a butterfly. A big glittery butterfly.

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I love you even though you are not from outer space.

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After I picked Isadora up from Day care, she informed me that she is not ashamed of us. I will reminder of this moment when she is a teenager.

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I went out for drinks with a friend one night. When Izzy woke up the next morning, she asked me if I had fun on my play date.

Izzyisms Volume 26

Wendy — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:13:32 +0000

Wendy: Tell me what you know about Thanksgiving.
Izzy: We eat turkey and pie! And I say thank you, mama, for taking such good care of me.

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Izzy: your job is to take care of me, right?
Wendy: Yes, it is. Am I doing an okay job so far?
Izzy: yeah, it’s okay.
Wendy: or am I doing a pretty good job?
Izzy: you’re doing pretty okay.

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Mommy? Do you want me to have a papaya head?

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Mommy, please write a letter to Santa an tell him not to bring any presents to the elevator because he is soooo cranky.
(our elevator can be a bit touchy)

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Wendy: did you eat your peas at lunch today?
Izzy: no
Wendy: why not?
Izzy: because when Pei Pei opened them they went kablaam all over the place!

Izzyisms Volume 25

Wendy — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 06:47:29 +0000

While playing with a deck of cards…
Izzy: I found all the queens!
Wendy: Are you a queen?
Izzy: No, I am a genius.

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After the Cirque du Soleil show…
Wendy: Did you like the show?
Izzy: Yes!
Wendy: What was your favorite part?
Izzy: The dancing and the end.

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I’m too tired for cabbage, but I’m not to tired for this (spaetzle).

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Mommy, when I am grown up and can take care of myself, you can still call me Baby.

Izzyisms Volume 23

Wendy — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 04:20:03 +0000

When you’re in jail, they take all your memories away.
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Wendy: do you like daddy’s tail?
Izzy: daddy does not have a tail.
Wendy: yes he does. It is yellow with black stripes.
Izzy: (yelling angrily) daddy does not have a tail because he is human!
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While snacking on her trick or treat haul…
Wendy: when are you going to eat some real food?
Isadora: tomorrow!
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Hours after her Halloween binge…
Izzy: My tummy hurts. I didn’t know I shouldn’t eat so much sugar.

Izzyisms Volume 21

Wendy — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 03:53:29 +0000

While I was explaining the similarities between, one and first, two and second, three and third, etc., Izzy says: Mom you’re confusing me! I don’t want to think anymore.
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Moms and dads and Grandpas know how to fix things.
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Mommy, sometimes I imagine that you are a pirate.
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Wendy: Can you please put your pajama pants on?
Izzy: No!
Wendy: Why not?
Izzy: It’s not my job!

We have a new roommate

Wendy — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 16:48:56 +0000

Meet Sunny, the Sun Bear. She just moved in this morning. She has sharp nails and sharp claws. She has big eyes for seeing and big ears. Sunny is afraid of donkeys. She has short, fluffy red fur. She’s from Landbohojskolen Park in Copenhagen, Germany.

She likes to eat sunflower seeds and apples for breakfast.

Here is a drawing of Sunny, the Sun Bear, with her brother.

Sunny came down to the courtyard with us this morning to hunt for ladybugs. Unfortunately she sat on a prickly plant and we had to pull out the prickers. She had five of them.

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I am loving this new imaginary friend stuff!

Things I never thought I would ever say Volume 1

Wendy — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 19:16:06 +0000

Take the spaghetti out of your wallet.
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No, you cannot pee in Grandma’s front yard.
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That’s it, Izzy! The Rave is over. (I actually did expect to say this, just not to a three year old.)

Izzyisms Volume 20

Wendy — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:32:13 +0000

It has started to sprinkle…
Izzy: I don’t want to melt!
Wendy: you’re not going to melt. You’re not the wicked witch of the west.
Izzy: No, I’m not. But you are!

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When we go to Hong Kong we’re going to ride magic ponies.

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Suddenly finding herself surrounded by a pack of rowdy kids at the Durango Community Center Pool, Izzy screams: Mama! Mama! Get me out of here! I’m surrounded by zombies!

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When Mitch returned from shopping at Walmart, izzy greeted him: Daddy, can I get you a beer?

Izzyisms Volume 20

Wendy — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:30:24 +0000

It has started to sprinkle…
Izzy: I don’t want to melt!
Wendy: you’re not going to melt. You’re not the wicked witch of the west.
Izzy: No, I’m not. But you are!

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When we go to Hong Kong we’re going to ride magic ponies.

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Suddenly finding herself surrounded by a pack of rowdy kids at the Durango Community Center Pool, Izzy screams: Mama! Mama! Get me out of here! I’m surrounded by zombies!

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When Mitch returned from shopping at Walmast, izzy greeted him: Daddy, can I get you a beer?