When I grow up, I will have lots of eggs and when they leave my body, they will become my daughters.
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Wendy: What did you do at school today?
Izzy: I played.
Wendy: Who did you play with?
Izzy: Marlow, Claire, Kiera, Sibyl, and Ila
Wendy: what did you play
Izzy: tiles, play dough, blah, blah, blah.
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Izzy: Look mommy! I wiggled out of my straps (of her car seat).
Wendy: please put them back on.
Izzy: why?
Wendy: because it is dangerous.
Izzy: why?
Wendy: because it is dangerous.
Izzy: WHY AREN’T YOU GIVING ME ANSWERS?
Wendy: because if daddy gets into an accident you will fly through the windshield and get hurt.
Izzy: okay mommy. I put my straps back on.
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