Izzyisms Volume 1

On August 21, 2010, in Kid, by Wendy

Isadora: I’m a movie star.

Isadora: Daddy has a penis. We have vulvas together.

Upon learning she was covered in skin: Isadora: Take it off mama! Take it off!

She’s been weaned for a while but still asks to nurse every once in a while. When I explain that boobles don’t work any more Isadora said: I’ll kiss them and make them better.

Mitch: Are you a movie star?
Izzy: No. I’m painting.

Mitch: You’re the best.
Izzy: I am?

Wendy: What are you doing at Daddy’s desk?
Isadora: I’m checking my email.

Wendy: Lay down on your changing pad so we can put your pajamas on.
Isadora: No, I gotta check my email first.


One Response to Izzyisms Volume 1

  1. Mitch says:

    To ber fair, the I am was definitely spoken as a question, I am? That’s why I thought it was so cute. She asked. She didn’t assert.

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